Friday, April 18, 2014

It's a Cow's Life...

Six years ago, on one of those candy holidays, Valentine's day or Easter.....yeah--one of those,  I'm hanging out at my usual spot--the once Godiva store in Staten Island, NY Mall where I was raised, and SUDDENLY----I'M ADOPTED!!!  Finally, after all those years of shootin the breeze with others like me, and wreaking of chocolate & cookies, wonderin, is this gonna be the day, and BAM--I'm free! How freaken cool is that?!?


Oh wait, where are my manners, my name is Moo---Moo Cowvin!  No, I'm not a stuffed animal, I'm a cow. When you make peace with that, everything else is cake from here!  =)

A few fun facts about me:
  • I'm lactose intolerant...yes its possible for a cow!
  • I don't like long walks on the beach (too much sand gets in my eyes)
  •  I make and deliver pizza's
  • Drive a smart car
  • Love playing Kan Jam at night!
  • Love the show Suits!  Go Louis! Get Litt Up!







Who adopted me you might ask?  This guy here for his dimpled woman of his life.  His name is Anthony.  Still tryin to figure this guy out though, lol.  I do know, if you call him "Tony" your on his shit-list.  Yea--being locked out of the house for an hour---not fun.  Anyhoo, his woman is an absolute cutie?! She set up some cool digs for me. Rent is real cheap too..just $10.00 bucks a month!






So why is a Moo like me blogging? Why not? This world needs some real down-to-earth advice from somebody who appreciates the sweet and crunchy sides of life.  So if you have a sense of humor and want to look at things from a different perspective, keep checkin me out! 

 Later!

Moo